Searchlight Crusade

There are actually several distinct marketplaces consumers can obtain their funds from, and several types of providers. John the wealthy highly salaried person with great credit and a substantial down payment should not and usually does not obtain his mortgage from the same funds providers as his twin brother Jim, the self-employed, always-broke person with terrible credit and no down payment. They may deal with the same employee at the same business, but the funds and parameters for using those funds, are entirely different.

In order to make sense later on, I’ve first got to acquaint you with two concepts: yield spread and pre-payment penalty. The yield spread is what then lender pays the person or company who does the paperwork for your loan in order to give them an incentive to choose that lender, as well as any of several other reasons. The yield spread is based upon the rate of the loan, the type of the loan, etcetera

Prepayment penalty is a penalty you agree to pay if you sell your home or refinance before a certain period of time has passed. Industry standard is six months interest, with some lenders making this 80 percent of six months interest. Usually (not always) they will let you pay a certain amount over the normal, agreed upon principal per year without triggering the penalty, but if you sell or refinance out of their loan, the penalty is always triggered for the duration of the penalty. Some lenders will actually phase it out in stages, although this is not common.

Lest it be not plain to you, a prepayment penalty is a thing to avoid if you reasonably can. Let’s say you get transferred and need to sell the house in six months, and that you have a $200,000 loan at 6%. That’s six thousand dollars less that you will receive from the sale of your home, not to mention that the average person refinances every two years, which is typically the shortest pre-payment penalty. If you need to refinance within two years, that’s six thousand dollars of your equity gone for no good purpose. Mind you, if you need the loan, and it gets you the loan, so be it. It’s still a thing to avoid.

The top of the food chain from the point of view of consumers are the so-called A paper lenders. This market is controlled by the two federally chartered giants, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. Lenders who participate in these markets lend in full accordance with Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac rules, because they want to be able to sell the loan to them. In many cases, they actually do sell them seamlessly by retaining the servicing rights, and the consumer never knows they have done it. In others, they retain the loans entire, and in still others, they sell them off entire. They do this for many reasons, but mostly to raise cash so they can do more loans. In any case, the only difference it should make to you, the consumer, is where to address the check and who to make it out to. Unlike the other markets, if the lender pays a yield spread in this market it does not automatically mean that there will be a pre-payment penalty. Although they will pay a higher yield spread if the loan officer sticks the client with a pre-payment penalty (and the longer the prepayment penalty is, the more they will pay). WARNING! Many loan officers will not tell you about it unless asked (“Why bring up a reason not to choose your loan?” is a direct quote I’ve heard any number of times) and some will flat out lie even if you ask. This is not ethical, but they know they can almost certainly get away with it. There really is no reason why an A paper loan should have a prepayment penalty, except that a loan officer wanted to get paid more.

It is not difficult to qualify for an A paper loan. As long as you’re not taking equity out of the home, they can go through with credit scores as low as 620 (full documentation) or 660 (stated income), although there are caveats. Despite what you read in Internet pop-ups, according to National Mortgage Reporting a 660 credit score is more than forty points below the national average. So even someone with modestly below average credit can still qualify for an A paper loan. There are minimum equity requirements, however. And it doesn’t matter if you are King Midas who has never failed to pay a bill immediately in full or someone who barely staggers over the line into qualification by the computer models put out by Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. This is it. The top. You all have the exact same rate choices. There is nothing better.

The next niche below A paper is called A minus. The rates are a little bit higher, and there are prepayment penalties anytime the lender pays a yield spread. Then comes the so-called Alt A, which are typically loans for fairly unusual circumstances. The credit scores here go down to about 580, although there is less standardization. The worst, most dangerous, absolutely awful loan in the world comes from the “Alt A” world. There are all kinds of friendly sounding names for it, like “Option ARM”, “pick a pay”, and such things, but they are all negative amortization loans at their heart – you end up owing more than you borrow. They sound benign: “pick your monthly payment!” But in fact most people choose the minimum monthly payment which capitalizes and then amortizes more money into your loan every month. Every single one I’ve ever heard about carries a prepayment penalty. I see adds for these abominations every day all over the internet. If anybody quotes you a mortgage rate below 3%, I will bet you millions to milliamps they are trying to sell you one of these (despite the fact that there are other loans out there below 3% right now). There seriously are providers that do nothing but these – they’re easy to sell to unsuspecting victims because the minimum payment is so small. There really isn’t space here to go over everything that’s wrong with them (or where they may be appropriate), but except in certain special circumstances, RUN AWAY! And do not do business with that person! They have just proven themselves unworthy of your business.

(Every so often, a representative from a new lender walks into my office. I’m always glad to talk to them so long as they answer my questions in a straightforward way, but I have one inflexible rule. If the first thing they talk about is a Negative Am loan – no matter the happy sounding name they call it by, I throw them out and do not allow them to return. I think it indicative of the state of things in the Negative Am world that the one time I had a client who would actually benefit from this thing, and I took the time to tell him exactly where all of the traps I knew about were, give him strategies to turn it to maximum benefit, and he agreed that he wanted to do it – not one of the five companies I tried would actually approve the loan.)

The final niche that comes from regular lenders is called sub prime. And in the world of sub prime lending you can do a lot of things that higher rungs on the ladder will not allow you to do. As in A minus, anytime the lender pays a yield spread there will be a pre-payment penalty, and I think I’ve run across exactly one sub prime loan that didn’t have a prepayment penalty in my whole time as a loan officer. However, the people who subsidize sub prime lenders just don’t have a whole lot of choice. This is typically the only way they’re actually getting a home loan, be it because of low credit, low equity, or what have you. The rates are high, but it’s that or nothing. Sub prime loans are very lucrative – the average lender or broker specializing in them usually makes about 5 points – 5 percent of the loan amount – on each and every loan. I’ve had people thank me so profusely I was almost embarrassed when I got them a loan on something more closely resembling a typical margin from higher niches. The lines between A minus, Alt A, and sub prime are blurring more and more as time goes on. It is to the point now where if someone says they do sub prime, that usually means Alt A and A minus as well – it’s just a matter of where on the spectrum a given client sits.

The final niche is Hard Money. These are not typical lenders as all. They are agents for individual investors, sometimes even carrying the loan themselves in their own person. The rates for this start an absolute rock bottom of about 13 percent, and go up from there. Typically there will be a front-end charge of about 5 percent of the loan amount, and a prepayment penalty of about 7%. These are loans for people with sub 500 credit scores, people with homes that have been damaged in some way and must make repairs before a regular lender will touch the property, and so on and so forth. The equity requirements are large – 75 percent of the value of the home based upon a conservative appraisal is about the highest a hard money lender will go, and most are less. Everybody until this point is in the business of making loans, and is likely to cut you as much slack as practical if you have some difficulty making payments, as they are not in the business of foreclosures. A hard money lender has no such constraint. They will foreclose on your home without a second thought. One way or another, they will get their money back and then some. WARNING! It is common practice on the part of hard money lenders to have you sign the Note and Deed of Trust “conditional” upon them finding an investor. The person signing the documents thinks the loan is done, and that their situation (usually a time critical one) is resolved, and everything is all roses now, but it isn’t. They may still want you to pay for multiple appraisals, jump through multitudinous hoops, and still not give you the loan in the end. This is just their way of binding you to them so that you don’t or can’t go elsewhere. Not that this is completely unknown in the higher niches, but it’s not common, as it is here.

There are three main types of places to go to get a loan. The first is a regular lender. The second is what I call a “packaging house”, although in practical terms it is very similar to a regular lender. The third is a broker or correspondent. Each has their advantages and disadvantages.

A regular lender is what you think of when you think of a bank. Most of the big names are regular lenders. They typically have their own offices, often mingled with other banking functions. They have their own funds, wherever they’ve gotten them from, and they have executives and such that put together their own loan programs, complete with criteria for approving or not approving a given loan. These people do loans with at least the possibility of keeping them in mind, and some do keep every loan they do, while others sell almost every loan. The good news is that they’ll typically be slightly more willing to make exceptions around the edges (whether or not the loan is a good one for you!). The bad news, from the consumer point of view, is that they consider you a captive from the moment you walk in the door. Even if they know of another lender with better pricing or a program that suits your needs better, they’re still going to keep you “in-house”. And their loan pricing is such that it’s going to pay for all of the salaries and benefits for all of the people in the office, and the beautiful office itself and all of its contents.

A “packaging house” is like a regular lender except that they do their loans with the explicit intention of selling off every single one, either immediately or a few months down the line. Practical difference to consumer: there’s a 100% chance you’re going to end up making payments to someone else. In other words, no big deal. The original lender recently sold my own home loan. The only difference is that now I write the check to company B instead of company A, and mail it to place X instead of place Y. California has stronger consumer mortgage protection laws than the federal government, but there are laws in place nationwide for the consumer’s protection that avoid payments being unjustly marked late because your mortgage was sold.

A broker is not lending their own money, but is being paid instead to put the loan together and get it to the point where it is funded, at which point they are out of the picture. A packaging house could, in theory, decide to keep a particular loan. A broker doesn’t have this option – it’s not their money being loaned, but instead that of a regular lender or a packaging house. On the down side, a broker has somewhat less leverage to get underwriters to make exceptions to the rules (although the difference is academic for those outside this narrow range). There is also a lot of variation on quality. You’ll find the very best loan officers in the country working as loan brokers – and the very worst, as well. On the up side, a broker always has at least the ability to get you a lower price than the other alternatives, although they may not have the willingness. First, a good broker shops many different lenders to find the program that’s priced best for you. This is less important but still very noticeable at the A paper level (A paper had pretty standardized rules) then it is for borrowers whose situations (either through credit, or through needing to do something A paper doesn’t support) need to go to markets lower down on the totem pole. On the other hand, I (as a broker) get better pricing from the lenders, either regular or packaging house, than their own loan officers. Why? Partially because they’re not paying my support expenses – office rent, furnishings, support staff salaries, etcetera. Mostly because it’s my customer, and I can and will take my customer elsewhere if they don’t give me the best possible deal. Every week when I do the family shopping, I see the banks in the local supermarkets offering their mortgage deals, and I always smile because I’m always getting somebody a better price on the same loan from that same lender. (A correspondent lender is a broker with a line of credit to fund loans. The mechanics from a consumer point of view are identical, but because they briefly fund the loan, they’re not getting Yield Spread as legally defined, so they don’t have to treat it as a cost to consumers – which it isn’t).

Caveat Emptor.

This is unfortunately, an obsolete article. Nobody can accommodate doing backup loans any longer. Any loan quote is worthless unless locked, and the penalties to mortgage personnel for failing to deliver pretty much every loan you lock have become too large. It’s here for historical purposes. Back when originally written (June 2005), it was a great strategy for making sure you got the loan somebody was talking about, but alas, changes in the market have made it obsolete. It is here for historical reasons only.

Original article begins here

For all the fact that I rant on about problems in out national mortgage market here in the United States, the problems are mostly on a retail level. Almost in their entirety, they have to deal with what happens when one consumer meets one provider, and I believe that they will vanish when the consumers are informed of the facts, and take the time to make rational, informed choices.

The fact is that for mortgage providers, there are strong incentives to lie to consumers. “Everybody else does it, too – how else am I going to compete?” Also, real closing costs seem high. Real closing costs are high enough that many states with so-called “predatory lending laws,” limiting the amount in total charges as a percentage of the mortgage, either have already repealed them or are considering repealing them so that their residents can get loans. I can talk to people about closing costs that have been significantly reduced by contracts I have with service providers, and they’ll say, “Costs seem high.” Well, yes they are expensive, but they’re real, and what I tell you about up front actually covers what my clients will be asked to pay. Just because we allow you to roll them into your mortgage, where you pay interest on them for the rest of your life, instead of the money coming out of your checking account doesn’t mean you somehow didn’t pay this money.

So We can take it as proven that there’s an incentive for loan officers to minimize costs of their loan in conversation with you. Many will tell you anything it takes to get you to sign up with them, do anything they can to force you to stay with them (signing fees or lock fees up front are common, and THE BIGGEST RED FLAG I KNOW, and requiring you to give them original documents is almost as common and almost as large). They will penalize you out of spite if you decide you don’t want their loan.

From almost the first moment a consumer talks to some mortgage providers, they are lied to. The fact is that as long as the rate that they quote you is available, the providers won’t be held responsible if you don’t get it. If you ask them what there rate is on a 30 year fixed rate mortgage without points and they reply with a the rate that’s available on a 30 year loan that’s fixed for one month at a time with five points, that’s actually legal. They can sign you up for the former, deliver the latter 30 days later, and with rare exceptions that they are adept at avoiding, not get in legal trouble. They can tell you all about a loan that’s based upon completely different qualifications than the ones you possess, in order to get you to sign up. And many loan officers, from the largest, “most reputable” banks on down to the smallest brokers working out of their home, make a habit of it. The examples I give above may be more extreme than usually happens, but it’s a matter of degree, not kind. Blatantly unethical is still blatantly unethical, whether they’re stealing multiple tens of thousands of dollars from you, or “just a few thousand between friends.” If you found out you were victimized by a Nigerian 419 scam, I’m sure you’d feel much better to find out that you were only taken for $3000, where it could have been $30,000, right? This is no different. No, let me take that back – it’s worse. If the loan provider were honest, your patronage would still have put a lot of money in their wallets, and they backstab you to get more?

The first thing to keep in mind is that all of the incentives are aligned for them to tell you ANYTHING in order to get you to sign up with them. The fact is, many people, once they sign the initial papers, consider themselves committed to that provider, and won’t switch no matter what. At the end of the process, many loan providers are adept at hiding the crucial things you should study carefully in amongst the sometimes dozens of pieces of trivial paper that you have to sign. A large portion of people victimized in this way never notice that the loan delivered had three points more than the loan they signed you up for. A few more only realize it weeks later when they get a statement loan balance is much higher than they thought, and it’s too late to do anything about it. And of those people who do notice that something is amiss when they’re actually signing the final documents, eight to nine out of ten will cave in and sign. They’re tired of the whole process, all they have to do to have it be over is sign right there on the dotted line. And if it’s a purchase, the consumers are under a deadline. It’s the thirty-ninth day of a thirty day escrow, and if they don’t sign the loan documents right now, they not only don’t get the house, they also lose their deposit and the extra money they’ve been paying to keep the escrow open while the loan officer got his (or her) stuff together and decided exactly how much in extra charges to stick them for. The leverage available to the consumer in such a situation is Zero. Zilch. Zip. Nada.

I’m going to make what seems like a heretical suggestion here. This is truly radical. The resistance in some quarters (particularly loan officers) to this suggestion is enormous. I can already hear howls of outrage already from loan officers and their bosses. Furthermore, I can hear millions of consumers griping about the paperwork involved already, and I haven’t even said it yet – except to fewer than a dozen clients who took this advice and are forever grateful to me.

Apply for a back-up loan.

It isn’t precisely a walk in the park to do the extra paperwork, I’ll admit. But it isn’t thirty years in purgatory either. There are issues to be aware of (most notable being the appraisal, about which more in another column), and extra charges to put up with from the appraiser, escrow and title companies. $100 to $200 if you handle it right, $500 or a little more if you don’t. But this is likely the most cost effective insurance policy a consumer can buy today, and I’m going to harp on it until something changes this fact

You see:

Every so often I encounter a client who I’m certain has been lied to, and believes every word of it. I know what rates really are available, and at what cost. And this person has been quoted something where, if it were true, that loan officer not only isn’t going to make money but is actually going to pay hundreds or thousands of dollars of their own money in order to get it for the client. Unless John or Jenny Consumer is a close relative or the loan officer literally owes them their life, it doesn’t take a genius to know that’s not going to happen. (Some of the worst taking advantage of someone that I’ve observed on the part of loan officers has been from Uncle Bob, the first cousin they grew up with, or even Sister Sue, but I digress). So every once in a while, I volunteer to act as a back up loan. They cooperate with me for the paperwork, and I will do the work, knowing full well that if their primary loan goes through as advertised, it’s all a waste of my time, effort, and money.

Every single time it’s been my loan that they ended up getting.

Furthermore, there have been other situations where I wasn’t 100 percent sure – the rate existed, and it was possible the loan officer might deliver something similar if they were willing to settle for a lot less compensation than most loan officers, and so I didn’t make the offer, and they came back to me weeks later with “Can you still do that loan you talked about?” (The answer to this is ALWAYS no. Rates at every bank vary daily, and often within a day – even the sub prime lenders that publish rate books good for months have adjustments that change daily. This is part of the importance of a lock. But usually I can do something similar, and sometimes better if the rates have gone down).

Most consumers do not realize that there is not necessarily any correlation at all between the loan you sign an application for and the loan that gets delivered with the approved documents ready for a notarized signature. It’s completely dependent upon the good will and good faith of that particular loan officer and the company they represent. Some are completely honest. Some are looking for extra bits and pieces of cash to pick up around the edges. And some will take the odd arm and leg from you if they figure they have the opportunity. Even those few companies that do guarantee their rates and closing costs up front are difficult to collect from if they should be stretching the truth. If I had a dollar for every time I told somebody that I didn’t believe a rate was real and they responded, “I’ve got the paperwork on it,” as if that settled the question (or made any difference at all), it’d make a real difference in my mortgage balance. Oh, most of the time from most companies, if they sign you up for a thirty year fixed rate mortgage, they will actually deliver a thirty year fixed rate mortgage, and the rate will generally be about comparable, albeit with two points and $2000 in extra closing costs they somehow forgot to mention (Quoth the loan officer: “Clumsy me!”). But until then, they’ll be throwing around all kinds of rates on all kinds of loans just to get you to call, to come in, or sit down and talk. Once that happens, they are confident that their A salesmen (see my essay on A salesmen and B salesmen) will get you signed up.

If you have a back up loan, you’ve got something else waiting to go. Another arrow in your quiver. Plan B. Your fallback position is defended. You’re not going to lose the house and the deposit and the extra money to prolong escrow if you don’t sign these papers right now. You’re not going to have to choose between completely missing the lowest rates available since your grandparents were children and are now unavailable and paying $6000 more than you were told for your refinance. You’re not hanging out there all alone at the end of the process after discovering that your trust was completely misplaced Here you have a solid, bona fide alternative. Imagine yourself with the ability to say, “No, I’ll just sign the other papers instead.” You’d be amazed at the leverage this gives you, with both companies if need be.

If you want to watch someone experience a truly amazing level of discomfort, tell a loan officer you’re signing up for a back up loan with someone else. Most of them will say literally anything and do their absolute best to talk you out of it. I’ll admit, even I would be momentarily nonplussed. I would hope that I would respond with “Okay. How do you want to handle the appraisal?” (assuming that it hadn’t already been done) secure in the knowledge that I actually intend to deliver the loan I said on precisely those terms. You see, given the circumstances, I don’t think you’re doing anything wrong. If you asked me, I’d have to agree you were simply being prudent. Because until I actually put the final documents in front of you for your signature, there literally is no way for me to prove that I intend to deliver that loan on those terms. (There are a lot of red flags that if a consumer runs across them mean the loan officer isn’t going to deliver the loan promised, but a competent loan officer can conceal them. There’s also one thing that happens on every loan that looks like a big red flag, but isn’t one at all). There’s a lot of paper I can put in front of you that makes it look like I intend to deliver the loan I promised. None of it actually means anything in the way of a guarantee. At the present time, the only form or piece of paperwork that a loan officer cannot play games with is a form called the HUD-1 – and that doesn’t come until the very end of the process. So until then, what you’re really relying upon is the loan officer’s good will to deliver the loan they signed you up for, on the terms you signed up for. Some fully intend to deliver the exact terms of every loan, and some will tell you anything to get you to sign up. Guess which the short-term dynamics of the marketplace favor. Here’s a hint: If the loan officer can’t get you to sign up for a loan, there’s an absolute gold-plated guarantee they won’t make anything.

If you shop multiple alternatives like you should for a mortgage, it’s quite likely somebody is going to tell you that the best rate you’ve been quoted doesn’t really exist, at least not at the level of closing costs indicated. That’s your perfect opening. Ask them “So will you volunteer to be my back up loan?” They’re going to try to talk you into going with them, of course, and forgetting that other guy, not to mention all this heretical, unheard-of, ridiculous nonsense about back up loans. Disregarding the fact that a back-up loan gives you leverage over them, they want you to put money in their pocket and not the other loan officer’s.

Not too long ago, I had one of my clients tell me somebody had told her I wouldn’t be making anything if I delivered the loan I promised. “Okay,” I thought, “She has a fair enough concern. There’s no way for her to know I actually intend to deliver this loan, and certainly no way real way to prove it until the HUD 1 is ready at signing. Just because it’s me doesn’t mean anything to her until I’ve actually got the track record of delivering what I quote.” Keeping this in mind, I told her something consistent with what I’m telling you right now. Offer to do the loan documents to make the other guy her backup if he was that certain – if he was wrong, the only cost would be that his work would be uncompensated, something loan officers get used to, and if he was right, he’d be right there ready to close his loan and get paid. (The other loan officer declined. She ended up with my loan – on exactly the terms quoted at time of lock).

Indeed, in my experience, it is more likely that the person who tells you something isn’t real is likely to be a closer approximation to ethical than average. This doesn’t mean that the person who gave you the best quote necessarily doesn’t intend to deliver. They could just be comfortable making less per loan than the competition. And this doesn’t mean you shouldn’t get back to the guy who gave you the low quote with some pretty pointed questions, including the information that you’re signing up for a back-up loan. Make the calls and stick to your guns. Maybe you’ll end up signing up with the second guy as a primary and find a different provider for your back up. It’ll depend upon factors I can’t see from here. But find the back up, if you can. If you can’t, it likely means that the guy who quotes you the lowest rate is quoting you something that at least exists, and he could potentially deliver if he actually wants to. But there is no way to prove he wants to. Which is precisely the reason you need the backup.

Word to the wise: Do follow up on both loans. Sign the application documents for both loan officers; provide your copies to both of them. And make certain, to the extent you can, that both loan officers are actually doing their work. The backup loan is useless as leverage if it’s not actually ready to go at about the same time as the primary. (This is one indicator as to which of the two loan officers knows what they’re doing. It has happened that on the last day to sign and still fund within deadline, I had my back-up loan ready to go, and the primary loan officer didn’t have theirs ready despite a head start. So I suppose I can’t prove the other loan wasn’t real – but it sure wasn’t ready on time, and that’s unreal enough to be another reason why you want to apply for a back up loan!

Caveat Emptor

A mortgage is basically pledging an asset that you own as collateral for a debt. If you default on the debt, the lender takes your property. When you’re talking about real estate in the state of California (and many others), this is generally accomplished by use of a Deed of Trust. There are three parties to a Deed of Trust: the trustor, trustee, and beneficiary.

The Trustor is the entity getting the loan.

The Beneficiary is the entity making the loan.

The Trustee is the entity which has the legal responsibility of standing in the middle and making sure the rules are followed. When the loan is paid off, they should make certain a Reconveyance is completed and sent to the trustor so they can prove it was paid off. If the beneficiary is not being paid, they are the ones who actually perform the work of the foreclosure.

One thing to keep in mind during all discussions of real estate and real estate loans is that the amounts of money involved are usually large – the equivalent of somebody’s salary for several years on every transaction. The temptation to fudge the numbers or even outright lie to get a better deal, or to get a deal at all, is strong. Many people don’t think they’re really doing anything wrong by fudging things a bit, but this is FRAUD. Serious felony level FRAUD. Fraud, and attempted fraud are widespread. There are low-lifes out there who make a very high-class living at it (for a while). Every lender has to devote a large amount of resources to determining that each individual transaction is not being conducted fraudulently. To fail to do so would be to fail in their jobs to protect their stockholders and investors. I can, and probably will, tell stories about the most common sorts. But the reason everything in every real estate transaction is gone over with such a fine-toothed comb that adds thousands of dollars to the cost of the transaction is that people lie. Every hoop that anybody is asked to jump through has a reason why it exists, and often that is because somebody, usually MANY somebodies, have committed FRAUD based upon that particular point.

One of the conditions I must attach, implicitly or explicitly, to every quote for services, is that this is based upon the condition that you are telling me the truth, the whole truth, nothing but the truth, and are being honest and forthright in your presentation of the facts without trying to hide anything and are specifically calling my attention to anything that you suspect may be a problem. And because the list of what is relevant information is long, complex, and conditional upon factors that are often opaque to non-professionals, sometimes, people quite honestly don’t realize that something is a fly in the ointment so they don’t mention it. I, or any other professional practitioner, have no way of knowing that said fly exists unless you, the client, tell me about it. Therefore what I tell you initially does not account for said fly. This is not unethical, it is just a due to the fact that I don’t have all of the relevant information..

When you’re talking about residential real estate loans there are basically two absolute requirements as to the nature of the collateral. The first is land – land as in real estate. A partial, fractional, or partial ownership of a common interest in land (as in a condominium) are each sufficient unto the task. A rented space to park your mobile home is not.

To that real estate, there must be permanently attached in a way so as to prohibit removal, or at least make it an extended project, a residence in which people can live. We’re all familiar with you basic site-built house. Personally, I’m a big believer in the virtues of manufactured housing. To paraphrase Robert A. Heinlein in precisely this context, imagine a car for which all the parts are brought individually to your home and assembled on site with ordinary portable tools in an environment which was not specifically designed to facilitate said assembly. How much would you expect to pay, and how would you expect it to perform? The correct answers are “A LOT more than for your house”, and “not very well, in terms of either reliability, speed, or economy.”

Nonetheless, when a lender looks at a house that’s been moved TO the site, they see one that can be moved AWAY from the site as well, and they are skeptical because so many people have done precisely this. Furthermore, the way that residential real estate is valued is arcane. The lot itself may be worth $400,000 here in California because it has $150,000 of improvements on it in the form of a three-bedroom house on it, but take away that three-bedroom home, and the lot may be only worth a fraction of the amount. So they loan you money based upon a $550,000 value of the combination as it sits. Some time later, you back your truck up to the house and cart it off, and then default on the loan, leaving the bank a lot may only have a value at sale of $80,000. Now imagine yourself as the bank employee who made the loan. How do you explain this to your boss? Over the years, many bank employees have had to explain this to their bosses, all the way up the chain of command to CEOs explaining to investors and stockholders. Lenders know that most people are honest – but they’ve got a duty to make sure you are among the honest ones. And if you subsequently lose your job and can’t pay your mortgage, might you not be tempted to back the truck up and haul the house off somewhere if you could so the bank can’t take it? There are good substantial reasons why many lenders won’t approach manufactured housing as residential real estate, and the ones who do treat it as such charge higher than standard rates, and place further limitations on lending.

I’ve been personally eyeing a beautiful manufactured home that more than meets my family’s needs, is in the middle of the area I want to live in, and is priced more than $100,000 lower than comparable sized and lower quality site built homes on smaller lots. Yet there is a reason for that lower price. It’s not like that owner just decided to list it for $150,000 less than he could get. The home carries many higher costs. If I buy that home, I am going to be paying for it in the form of higher loan costs every month, and higher loan fees every time I refinance until I sell it, and fewer people able to buy the home when and if I do sell it as a result of loan constraints, and a I can expect lower eventual sales price as a consequence – which is the situation that owner is in right now. I have reluctantly decided that those costs outweigh the benefits. My decision is regretful, but until somebody comes up with a procedure that banks agree makes manufactured housing equal in every way to site built in their eyes, it is also firm.

Caveat Emptor.

(And I must say that if somebody comes up with such a procedure, you will be a gazillionaire, and deserve every last penny and then some. I hereby publicly forswear all claims of compensation for the idea of such a procedure. If you can make it work and it makes you rich, I won’t ask for a penny, although any contribution you care to make voluntarily will be happily accepted. I just want to be able to say you got the idea from me, as part of my contribution to a better world)