Pre-Qualification

One of the most useless and overworked items in the real estate industry today is the pre-qualification for a loan. Sellers want buyers to be “pre-qualified”, and buyers are seeking “pre-qualification” to convince buyers they are serious.

The level of work done for a pre-qualification varies. In some rare instances, the loan officer doing the work not only runs the credit, but verifies the income as consisting of the proper income documentation paperwork (w-2s and/or taxes, plus pay stubs and/or testimonial letter) for the loan, and determines how much of a payment you can qualify for based upon known income and known indebtedness, and actually includes the assumed property tax due to purchase price in the payment calculations, and gives you an answer in how much you can qualify for based upon current rates at the time. This is a fair amount of work, consuming hours of time. A loan officer at a direct lender who goes through this whole procedure might be done in two or three hours. A loan officer working for a broker can actually take a full day, or even two, making calls to various lenders and shopping the loan around after the primary calculations are done. On real transactions, I’ve gone over two days on multiple occasions, trying to find a better loan.

The pitfalls and caveats are many. If the loan officer doesn’t run your credit, which costs money, they really have no idea what your credit is like. If they don’t verify your income, they are making a giant assumption that what you told them is accurate for purposes of a real estate loan (you get to use gross pay, but there are a multitude of potential adjustments). The payment you qualify for when you actually go to buy a house and get a real loan is a so-called PITI payment, which stands for principal, interest, taxes and insurance. Insurance is always an educated guess, unless and until you have a quote from a prospective insurer on a particular property for an adequate amount of coverage. Taxes here in California will be initially based upon sales price, and unless you live within one of the high property tax areas, is pretty much a set rate for the whole state, but there are many special assessment districts, scattered all over the state. I’ve seen properties with as many as four of these, although many if not most properties have none. It’s much harder in some other states to even come up with a meaningful rule of thumb figure. All of these factors throw the taxes figure off.

Principal and interest – the actual loan payment – is what’s left over from your allowed payment. From this, you can compute a principal loan amount based upon known interest rates.

Here’s where the games really start. The first question is “What type of loan are they basing it on?” The thirty year fixed rate loan always has the highest rate-cost tradeoff, which means that if they assume a thirty year fixed rate loan, they are going to be able to “pre-qualify” you for less than somebody else can. What’s the lowest rate, and hence the highest prequalification amount? A month-to-month variable or even a negative amortization loan. Somebody assuming they are going to qualify you for a negative amortization loan is going to “pre-qualify” you for the largest loan – more than you can really afford, as millions of people have discovered the hard way since I started writing this site. Which is more attractive to a client who doesn’t know any better? That’s right, the negative amortization loan. Which loan causes someone who is educated in mortgages want to drag the loan officer into the sunlight and stake them through the heart? That’s right, the negative amortization loan. Amazing coincidence? Not really. From personal experience, many people do not want to become educated, even to the level of a competent layperson, and they will get taken for a ride as a consequence. What they want is to look at houses, pick out one they like, sign a couple sheets of paper, and move in. What these people are likely to get is a disaster. For several years, many people in my industry made a very high class living ripping off people like this while setting them up with a gotcha that was going to bite, and bite hard, but not until after they had their commissions and depart the scene. “How many houses are they going to buy from me, anyway?” is the typical thinking.

One more concern is the fact that while sub-prime loan rates are higher, and in most cases they will have a pre-payment penalty, where A paper loan rates are lower and in most cases do not have a pre-payment penalty. However, the highest payment A paper loans will allow is less than the highest payment sub-prime loans will allow, due to lower allowable debt to income ratio. So the loan officer can typically qualify you for a bigger loan based upon a sub-prime loan. See my article “Mortgage Markets and Providers.”

Additionally, the rates on loans change every day. If the rates changes, so does the amount you qualify for with the same payment. It takes only a calculator to show that even an honest and complete “pre-qualification” done on a rate that’s valid today may or may not be accurate by the time you actually find a home that you wish to purchase.

Another game loan officers play is with the rate versus cost and points tradeoff. It is counter-intuitive but true that it is actually easier to qualify someone for a lower rate. If you qualify for a given loan program at 5.5 percent, you will qualify for the same program at 5.25 percent, but you might not qualify at 5.75 percent. The reason is that the payment is (or should be) lower if the rate is lower, and payment is what qualification is based upon. The cost to you is that most people refinance or sell before they have recovered the additional costs of these lower rate loans. (See Mortgage Rate and Points for details and sample computations.) So they’re going choose a loan that sticks you with multiple points – costs you’re not likely to recover – all in the name of qualifying you for a larger dollar amount. The money to do that can make a difference on your loan to value ratio, as it eats up your planned down payment. So you want to be very careful that the loan officer’s assumptions aren’t planning to use the same money twice, because you can’t spend the same dollar both on your down payment and buying your rate down.

THERE IS NO WIDELY-ACCEPTED STANDARD FOR “PRE-QUALIFICATION.” Let me say that again. There is no widely accepted standard for prequalification. One more time: There is no widely accepted standard for prequalification. Consequently, everywhere in the nation, but particularly in California and other high cost areas, the pressures on providers to “pre-qualify” you for inflated numbers is intense. If you don’t qualify for enough to buy any home, they obviously don’t have a transaction. If they pre-qualify you for less than someone else, most people are more likely to go to that somewhere else, and the loan officer doesn’t have a transaction. The competition is qualifying them based upon month-to-month variable loans or even negative amortization, and so if they don’t as well, they don’t have a transaction. Few loan officers qualify clients based upon how things really are, and the easy transactions where everything fits and the people qualify based upon traditional measures are mostly long gone. If the agent and loan officer doesn’t have a transaction, they don’t make any money. If they don’t make any money, they don’t stay in business, they can’t make the payments on the Porsche, their house gets repossessed, their wife has to sell her jewelry to keep them off the streets, etcetera. It’s not a pretty picture for them, and it often leads to them putting clients into situations they cannot really afford (I originally wrote that in June 2005, long before the mortgage meltdown became plain to everyone else). Finally, of course, the size of commissions is based upon the size of the transaction, so if they “pre-qualify” you for more, they have the prospect of making more when you buy the bigger house that you cannot really afford.

This doesn’t even go into the issues of a stated income loan. Stated income loans are gone now, but when we had them were intended for self employed folks who get to deduct a large number of expenses everyone else doesn’t. They were where a borrower couldn’t prove income according to industry standards via taxes, w-2s, pay stubs, or perhaps bank statements for sub-prime loans, so they stated their income and in return for a higher interest rate, the bank agreed not to verify the actual income level. Please note that it’s still got to make sense for someone in your profession. For example, if you are a school teacher they are not going to believe you $250,000 per year. But people do make up numbers much larger than the real amount they make. It is not for nothing that stated income was often called a “liar’s loan”. That is fine and good, as long as you actually can make the payment. When you can’t it becomes a real issue. Not necessarily for the loan officer, who’s going to get their money and depart the scene, and as long as you make the first payment or two they’re off the hook. No. The one who’s going to have to deal with the mess is you, the client. Keep in mind that as soon as the loan is funded, that loan officer is out of the picture whether you went through a direct lender or not, and they know it. That real estate agent is also out of the picture as soon as you have your house, and they know it. You’ve got to live with the situation they created, and they kind of know it, but often it just isn’t important to them, and certainly not as important as seeing that they get paid, and paid as much as practical. So watch out, and shop around. The person who “pre-qualifies” you for the lowest amount may be the one you should do business with, because they are using assumptions you can actually live with. Go over their numbers with a calculator in hand.

The stated income loan leads into our next issue, which is that few people will expend the necessary effort to do a “pre-qualification” correctly. It takes several hours to do an accurate “pre-qualification” correctly, but a Wildly Assumptive Guess takes just a few minutes. You may imagine which is done more often, especially since the numbers will change with available rates anyway. This especially applies if the agent does not run credit or does not get income documentation. Due to the availability of the stated income loan when I first wrote this, there was no absolute need to obsess about accuracy and being sure of the numbers, and many loan officers still don’t understand that this has changed. Due to pressures to come up with high numbers, loan officers still make assumptions that range from pretty optimistic to wildly optimistic. This is wonderful if you just want to be able to say you were a homeowner for a few months while the bank forecloses on you. It’s not so great if you’re trying to get into a survivable financial situation.

You may get the idea that when it comes right down to it, most “pre-qualifications” are convenient fiction, worth an approximately equal size of toilet paper, if not quite so soft on certain portions of your anatomy. You’d be correct. So “Why are they so ubiquitous?” becomes the obvious question.

The answer is sellers and seller’s agents. Sellers are going to go through a significant amount of trouble and expense going through the motions of selling their homes. Furthermore, they can only have one proposed sale in process at a time and they may have a deadline. They understandably want some kind of reassurance that this buyer can actually qualify for the loan. For their part, seller’s agents can be some of the laziest people I’ve ever met when you come right down to it. They’ve paid the money for the advertising that draws people or joining the big well-known National Brokerage With Television Advertising! Once they get the signature on a listing agreement, many think they’re entitled to sit around with thumb you-know-where and wait for the commission to roll in. They don’t want to go over the buyer’s pre-qualification with the seller, and most of them have no idea as to how to do it. But they certainly don’t want to carry out their part for more than one proposed transaction, hence their desire for this Magical thing called the “pre-qualification.”

The correct way to respond to this concern, for a seller, is simple and yet many people think it’s hard-nosed. Require a deposit. Require it be remitted to you on the last day of escrow as part of the initial contract, whether or not the loan funds. Now the standard form in California, as a default, makes the sale conditional upon the loan for seventeen days, but this can be changed by specific negotiation. True, you might scare away some buyers who aren’t certain that they’re qualified, and in buyer’s markets this may scare them away entirely. But you won’t enter into escrow with anyone who’s unsure. You shouldn’t rely on a “pre-qualification”, which is basically just a piece of paper that’s now been filled up with meaningless markings and so can’t be used again for something more important, like a game of tic-tac-toe.

Furthermore, many buyer’s agents, knowing how useless a “pre-qualification” is, don’t want to take the time to do them themselves and so tell their clients to go get one somewhere else, but that when the time comes they have someone who will do the actual loan. It didn’t take very long for the word on this practice to get out, and so loan officers and agents with a very short time in the business learn not to do them unless they are going to get something out of it. Which basically means control of the transaction or an upfront payment. I certainly can’t name anybody with more than a few months in the business who will do a “pre-qualification” unless a client either signs a Buyer’s Agent Agreement or pays them a fee or does something that assures them they will get a transaction. And if your agent says go get a “pre-qualification” on your own, go and get another agent. If they or the loan agent they recommend can’t be bothered, then obviously they are too busy to give you the necessary attention to get your transaction done properly and on time. It’s very hard to fight the system that requires a “pre-qualification,” no matter how useless it is, but it’s part of the work they signed on for. They should do it themselves. If they try to get someone else do do their work, consider it a Red Flag not to do business with them, because they’re already trying to skate by without doing work that they should be doing. Being a good agent or loan officer is work, and that’s what we get paid for. Somebody who’s trying to do less work now is likely to try and skate by without doing important work later.

Caveat Emptor

Prepayment Penalties and Biweekly Payment Schemes

From an email:

I was wondering if you could tell me whether the following ways to save on interest are actually possible. If they are what are the penalties typically associated with these suggestions. I know you have mentioned a pre-payment penalty but what amount is reasonable? 1) Pay a certain amount over your monthly mortgage payment to pay your mortgage off sooner, pay more in principle, and to save on interest. Example: Your minimum monthly payment is $2000 so you pay $2200 a month instead. 2) Pay your mortgage twice a month so that more principle is paid off before interest catches up. Another nice thing about this is that most people are paid twice a month.

Prepayment penalties are something that is associated with the loan your loan officer chooses for you when you sign up. They become set in stone when the documents are signed, the loan is funded and the documents are recorded.

Sad to say, only a very small minority of clients ask about pre-payment penalties at sign up, and judging from my experience with people at a later time, most people either cannot spot it in the documents (there should be a section entitled something like “Pre-Payment” or “Borrower’s Right to Pre-Pay”. On the other hand, you need to read the whole Note that you’re signing enough to understand what every piece says).

As I’ve said in Mortgage Markets and Providers and Yield Spread Explained, pre-payment penalties are a function of the market you’re shopping in. Not necessarily the best market you can shop in, but most loan officers are going to be looking to make money, not necessarily to get you the loan that’s really the best possible loan. Pre-payment penalties add to what they get paid, and it’s invisible to the client while you’re getting the loan unless you go looking for it. In all markets, there is a trade-off between what you pay in up-front costs to get a given rate on a given type of loan, and what rate you get. Adding a pre-payment penalty (or not removing one) adds to the loan provider’s commission, sometimes multiple points, and out of this they give you back a half point or so to make their loan look more competitive. A Good Question to ask and catch many loan officers off-guard is “and what is it without any pre-payment penalty?”

Pre-payment penalties are a thing to avoid if you reasonably can. On the other hand, circumstances can force you to accept one. No loan officer works for free, and if about all you’ve got is the money for the down payment, accepting a two year pre-payment penalty (meaning it is in effect for two years) can get the loan officer paid while you still get a affordable rate at a cost that is within your means.

Here in California, the maximum pre-payment penalty is six months interest, and that is the industry standard for when there is a pre-payment penalty. A few lenders will pro-rate it, but for the vast majority, they will charge the same penalty on the day before it expires as on day one. This is pure profit, and they’re generally not going to turn down pure profit any more than most people will turn down a bonus. So if your interest rate is 6 percent, you’re going to pay a 3 percent pre-payment penalty if you sell or refinance before the pre-payment penalty expires. For Negative Amortization loans, the pre-payment penalty is based on the real rate, not one percent, of course.

On some loans, the pre-payment penalty is triggered by paying any extra money. One extra dollar and GOTCHA! But probably eighty percent or so give you the option of paying it down a certain amount extra each year, usually 20 percent of the principal at year’s beginning, without triggering the pre-payment penalty. This amount INCLUDES the normal pay down of principal via the monthly payments, so if you have a $200,000 balance at the start of the year, a lump payment of $40,000 is going to trigger the penalty because the regular payments will then push the pay down over 20%.

Now as to the alternate payment schemes you mention, the first method, paying extra, is very possible and recommended with most mortgages. Anything extra you pay should be applied directly to principal. Especially in the early years of the mortgage, this has a multiplier effect, as now that you don’t owe that money any more, your interest charges in the future will be less so less of your payment goes to interest and more to principal. On a $300,000 30 year mortgage at 6%, your monthly payment is $1798.65. Of this, $1500 is interest – which you’re paying just to break even – and 298.56 is principal, which actually goes to pay off your loan. Let’s say you pay $200 per month extra. If you’re one of those extremely rare people who actually pay off your mortgage, you’ll be done in 278 months – 82 months early. Almost 7 years. The interest you pay drops from $347,514 to $256,000 – you saved $91,514 in interest charges by paying $200 per month early.

If, as is far more likely, you refinance after 2 years, instead of owing $292,404, you’ll only owe $287,284, a savings of $5120, which means you owe $5120 less on your refinance, and might get better terms because of it. Or you have $5120 more in your pocket if you sell. So it’s only a 7.5% rate of return – it is guaranteed. If this mortgage outlasts 95% of all loans and makes it to five years – sixty months – you’ll only own $265,114 instead of $279,163, a difference of $14,049. This is money in your pocket or money you don’t owe on the refinance, which you’re not paying fees on, and which might get you a better deal. Or it’s $14,049 more from the sale of your property to buy another one. It’s a 17 percent overall return on every penny in you added in five years, including the last payment you made. That’s better than you’ll do with CDs with the first month’s money.

Suppose you only make one extra payment, once. Let’s say you make an extra payment at the end of the month when you buy or refinance instead keeping the money in your checking account until the end of the next month. Making that one payment saves you more than five months at the end of your mortgage if you keep it the full thirty years. Let’s say you just pay $200 extra once, that first month that you actually make a payment. You owe $225 less after 24 months, $270 less after 5 years, and $1207 less in the last month of your loan (assuming you keep the loan the full thirty years).

Furthermore, the higher your interest rate, the more difference these payments make.

Your second question, about paying your mortgage twice a month, is trickier, and here’s why: What most people who do this are doing is actually making payments every two weeks, not every half month, which means you’re making an extra payment per year in pure principal. To separate the two phenomena, let’s drag the calculator out. Cut the interest rate in half, cut the payment in half, and double the number of payments. Punch in n=720, i=3%, and let’s see what happens. The payment comes out to $898.92. Double this to $1797.85. This is about 81 cents per month difference. If you pay half of the $1798.65 twice per month, you shave less than half a month off of your payment schedule.

On the other hand, make 13 payments in 12 months, and (to make things simple for a simple calculator) that’s roughly equal to making payments of $1948.54 per month, which has you done in the 295th month – almost five and a half years early.

So you see, the twice a month schedule really does comparatively little for you – it’s the fact that you are making an extra payment per year that really helps in this case.

So with some banks charging hundreds of dollars to sign you up for things like this (I know of lenders who charge $400 and up just to sign up), I’d suggest instead to instead spend the sign-up money on a direct pay-down of your mortgage (providing you don’t have one of those “one extra dollar” prepayment penalties), and keep making those monthly payment with a little extra on the side instead.

This “service” banks provide for their customers is nothing more than a cash-cow fee to pad their own bottom line, all for something the vast majority of borrowers have the right to do for themselves for basically nothing.

And for the rest of you out there, I say the same thing I said to this person “Please ask if you have further questions you’d like answered.”

Caveat Emptor

Listing Agents Who Want Both Halves of The Commission

I went out previewing properties a couple days ago. That particular client’s situation being what it is, I was concentrating on vacant properties. But over half the vacant properties in that area had restricted showing instructions. “Call agent first,” or “call for appointment to see.”

When the property is vacant, there just aren’t any common reasons to restrict showing. It’s not like the buyer’s agent is going to surprise grandma in the shower or even could make off with the big screen TV. If you’re really trying to sell it, if it’s vacant, it’s empty, at least of your stuff, and the stager’s (if there is one) had better be insured. If there really is some reason to restrict showings, it should be somewhere on that listing report. But I’m seeing this schlock on lender-owned properties, where there is exactly zero reason for it, at least as far as the owner is concerned.

What the listing agent is trying to do is control access, so that people like my clients have a gatekeeper. Why? So that they are more likely to be the selling agent also, and keep both halves of the commission. If the offer they bring in isn’t as good, or isn’t as quick (thereby costing the owner money), they still made twice as much or more in commission if they represent the buyer as well.

I strongly suspect that many agents – and yes, I’m keeping track of who, even though I’ll never share it – play gatekeeper with offers as well. I send over an offer, and I never hear back. I call the agent, and am informed my offer was rejected, but I never see anything with the client’s signature or even initials. I don’t list many, but when I do, every single offer gets a written response, even if it’s just “Offer rejected!” signed by the owner. It’s illegal for me – as a Buyer’s Agent – to contact the owner directly to confirm that they know about an offer, or I would. I could really get behind a law that said I could send a postcard to the owner that says: “Dear Mr./Mrs. X. My client made an offer on your property recently at 1234 Name Street. If you are already aware of this, please disregard this notice. If you are not, please contact your listing agent about the details. If they cannot satisfy you as to whether you previously saw it, please direct all complaints to the California Department of Real Estate at XXX-XXX-XXXX.” Boy would that be a good use for postage. Agents who did their job would have nothing to fear; agents who failed would be out of the business fast.

The motivations of the seller are to show that property as often as possible, to as many people as possible. No showing means no offer. No offer means no sale. Therefore, anything which is a nonessential impediment to showing that property should be dealt with, and agent restrictions are one of these. Believe me, I understand about not wanting client phone numbers in MLS databases, because the last time I had a listing decide they wanted to postpone the listing (therefore withdrawing it from MLS), they told me they got over a hundred solicitations from agents who ignored both the “do not call” list and the fact that I still had a valid listing contract at the time, which they didn’t bother to ask about. It’s illegal to solicit another agent’s listing in California. If it wasn’t, people who list their properties would be getting phone solicitations from 8 AM until 9 PM every day, and the junk mail would kill entire forests.

But the seller, whether they realize it or not, wants their property shown as often as possible, to as many people as possible. That’s how you get get good offers, or even better, multiple offers that you can play off one another. Anytime you make it more difficult for anyone to view your property, you make it less likely they will view it, less likely they will make an offer, and less likely that it will be a good offer. The sharks out there don’t care about viewing restrictions. They’re willing to make their low-ball offers sight unseen, albeit with inspection contingencies. And even a shark’s offer is better than no offer if you need to sell.

So how does a Buyer’s Agent deal with problem personality listing agents? About the only thing I can do is not waste my time and most especially that of my clients on their nonsense. The only one with the power to deal with such antics is owner of the property. Just insisting that you want to see all offers isn’t enough. How are you going to know? You can ask that instructions go into MLS for making certain that you get duplicates of all offers. E-mail, fax number, address, or even a PO Box if you have one. Buyer’s Agents can’t bypass the Listing Agent, but they can send duplicates if the MLS instructs them to.

Even better is to insist that the Listing Agent forswear the possibility of Dual Agency, or they don’t get the listing. In other words, no matter what, they will not get the Buyer’s Agent’s part of the commission. As I have said many times, make them pick a side of the transaction – yours – and stick to it. The listing agent can refer buyers to another agent, or the buyers can go without representation – it’s not your problem. Actually, as a seller, you would prefer that the buyer go unrepresented. Not only will you get a better price from the poor fool, you get to keep the Buyer’s Agent Commission. But this way, the listing agent has no motivation not to present offers from other agents. You are perfectly within your rights, by the way, to make whether you are going to pay a buyer’s agent commission part of your decision making process on offers, but it isn’t a good idea to make too big a deal out of it. Most of the reasonable offers you get will be represented by a Buyer’s Agent of some stripe.

Nor does it demotivate them from open houses and all that. It is more likely that the people I meet at open houses will want to buy something else anyway. Oh, I do sell listings through open houses – but the one who actually buys that house is usually a contact of the neighbor who comes in with no possibility of buying themselves. Curious neighbors at open houses may be the most likely source of the kind of sale price that makes clients happy – if you treat them correctly. Internet marketing is cheap and easy and effective enough that it’s worth doing just to get the listing commission. And when the property goes into escrow and people call about the ad in the monthly magazine I put an ad in, well I just find something similar if not better to sell them. Remember that I’m always looking for bargains, and I’ve usually got several properties in mind where the sellers are more desperate than I ever allow my listings to get.

This isn’t all of the games that listing agents play to try and get themselves a larger commission. Many try to require a pre-qualification letter from a particular lender, which is right on the borderline of illegality, or even that you use their loan brokerage, which is illegal – no borderline about it. I ignore either of these requests, and I’m not above bringing the latter to the attention of the Department of Real Estate. The vast majority of all pre-qualifications are worthless. Nonetheless, the tactics I’ve suggested cover you against them pretty thoroughly. One more worthwhile tactic if you don’t follow my advice about disallowing Dual Agency is to walk into their office at random intervals, and insist that they pull an agent report – as opposed to client report that is all the general public is usually allowed to see – for your property in your presence and give it to you. You are allowed to see agent reports on your own property (and only on your own property), as the privacy reasons that restrict agents from showing agent reports to the general public do not apply. Look at the showing instructions. Does it say what you want it to? Are the requests for making offers restrictive? If not, you may have legal grounds to terminate the listing, and you should want to, because the reason MLS evolved the way it has is to encourage the widest possible interest in your property. A listing agent who wants to restrict that so that they can receive both parts of the commission is moving you back into the days of the single listing half a century ago, and that is not in your best interest, not for price, not for timeliness of sale, and not for the ability of prospective buyers to actually qualify.

Caveat Emptor

Sellers Lending to Buyers and Selling the Note

I am seeking to sell my properties to my tenants. I want to create a mortgage and then sell the mortgages. Properties are undervalued in this area as they have been historically fixer-uppers. Ours are in very good condition due to major renovations. This would interfere with a regular mortgage, but temporarily holding one might eliminate this problem. Is there a way to do this or is this not possible?


The first question one would ask is why you would want to do this. The answer, easily enough, is that this way you aren’t chained to lender requirements as far as the appraisal goes. When you’ve got a property above the neighborhood in quality, it’s very hard to get an appraisal for as much as you might be able to get at top dollar. Why? Because there’s nothing else in the area as good. This phenomenon has a name: Misplaced improvements. Over on my other site, I’ve spotlighted several of these. They are not good investments, but they are an excellent way to get a significantly better home for not much more in the way of purchase price. If you’ve got a beautiful 5 bedroom home with 3000 square feet and all the amenities, and nothing else in the neighborhood is over 1500 square feet, and kind of run down at that, they are still your comparables (comps). If I understand the rules correctly, the appraisal can only be a maximum of 25% over the comps. So if everything else in the neighborhood is selling for a maximum of $400,000, this one can’t appraise for more than $500,000, even if it might be worth $800,000 in a neighborhood of like properties. Best property in a neighborhood: Bad investment (relative to other properties), but a good way to find a great home for your family to live in at a bargain price.

So this person wants to get around that, and has an idea as to how. Forget lender standards, he’ll just make the loan himself. Well, he is permitted to do this. Willing buyer and a willing seller agree upon the price, and since a regulated lender isn’t involved to force the evaluation into a LCM, or “lesser of cost or market” format, the appraisal becomes irrelevant. Buyer and seller agree upon a price, and part of the transaction is that the seller carries the note.

Now the first issue is the “due on sale” clause of most mortgages. So if you sell the property in this manner, any mortgages you have become due when you sell the property. No problem if you own it free and clear, or if you’ve got the cash to pay it off somewhere. A large problem if you don’t. It is possible that some lenders may allow the loan to be assumed, and to put the loan you are actually holding behind their mortgage as a second trust deed. You then have justification for charging a higher rate of interest on the portion you actually hold. Cool, from the seller’s point of view. Not so hot from the buyer’s point of view. Remember, they’ve got to actually make those payments. Some lenders may also agree to modify their trust deeds so that you’re still holding them, but they become “pass-through” type investments. Expect the lender to require a modification that raises the interest rate in this instance.

Now, let’s ask the next question: Why would the tenant want to pay more than the area is worth? Well, I wouldn’t, but it does happen. There are “Rent to Own” appliance stores everywhere, and PT Barnum underestimated by several orders of magnitude. Many people think that for some unguessable reason that they are not qualified to buy a property, or that they are less qualified than they are, and many loan officers and real estate sharks prey upon this sort of buyer. It is for this reason among many others that I counsel everybody to shop their loan around and find a good buyer’s agent, who should inform you as to the issues involved and represent your interests, so that if you end up doing it, you walk in forewarned and forearmed, and have someone with a fiduciary responsibility to you and only to you that you can and should sue if they don’t. Because buying under these conditions is not likely to be in the buyer’s best interests in the kind of situation envisioned by this seller. The buyer ends up owning more than the property is worth according to a lender, making it difficult to refinance, even if general values have increased. I would certainly want some major concessions in price or interest rate in order to consummate the loan. Note that it isn’t wrong of the seller to do this as long as you do not misrepresent the situation; everyone wants the best possible bargain and both sides are entitled to pursue that best possible bargain, and sometimes, one side does a much better job than the other.

Now, let’s assume that all of the above has been done. Willing buyer, willing seller, price agreed, exchange made and now we are going forward to the seller wanting to sell the note. Can they expect to be able to sell?

The answer is that yes, the holders of the notes can sell, but in my estimation they would be better off not doing so, other factors being equal. You see, all of the other lenders out there selling their notes have a track record. Even lenders just starting out can document their underwriting standards. Furthermore, CMOs and MBSs are normally sold in lots of $50 million or more – in other words, pretty good risk diversification, as that is at least 100 different loans from 100 different borrowers in 100 different areas at a whack, and the chance of that lender taking a net loss is far less than if there are only ten or twelve. Furthermore, as most lenders can document their risk management practices, and the ones who have been at it for a while have a track record of thus and such a foreclosure rate, and thus and such a loss write-off rate, they get a price for their notes that is commensurate with the value. In most cases, pretty darned good, netting three or four percent over value after paying the security brokerages who act as go-betweens. Do this six or ten times per year, you make some pretty decent money even after paying for everything it takes to do those loans.

In the case under consideration, however, those security brokerages are going to charge about the same amount as they charge on much larger issues. After all, they have to do basically the same work, so they want the same pay. Furthermore, you’re going to have some real trouble convincing prospective buyers that your risk management underwriting is acceptable, as you are missing at least one of the most basic protections for lenders that there is: the assurance that if everything goes south, they will be able to market the properties for something approximating their investment. Chances are, they are going to require that you perform an appraisal in order to sell the loan to them, and since the appraisal will come back with the same value that you were trying to ignore in the first place, and the price they will offer for the loan will reflect that, and they will offer far less for those notes than you have at risk. All of them are in the same area, and all of them have the same issues. A lot less diversification of risk than what they normally see, and with other issues as opposed to loans underwritten by regulated lenders, as well.

Now if you can sell enough in one area, the comparables will start to reflect these values, for which neighboring properties will certainly thank you, but the real point is that after a few of these sales, both in the MLS and publicly recorded in a short period of time, your appraiser can start to get value, at which point regular lenders start being willing to bite off on them, if you’ve got a good appraiser who can justify choosing the comparables that they did. If you’re selling out a sixteen unit conversion, well, most of them should be “model matches,” but if they are all single family residences of varying floor plan and not particularly close to one another, there are likely to be persistently difficult issues with appraisals.

The upshot is that in most cases, when you go to sell the note, you are going to take the same “loss” (of value), if not more, than you otherwise would have “suffered” by simply putting the property up for sale at prices that the neighborhood comparables would support, and letting the lender’s chips fall where they may. Don’t get me wrong; if you’re in a position to hold the notes yourself it could be a great way to make some money, although you’ve got to watch out for foreclosure issues. But if you’re planning to sell the notes, you’re going to have to go through the same rigmarole that the regulated lenders do, and come out much the worse for the fact that you did not go through the same process that they would. Now just to note, this has a lot in common with a couple of scams I’ve read about, and Wall Street is certainly a lot sharper than I am on that score. Just because you’re being honest does not mean that the flinty-eyed people who invest other people’s money for a living are going to believe you’re honest, especially when what you’re doing looks like a known scam to them. Oh, you’ll be able to sell the notes, of that I have no doubt. But I sincerely doubt that you’ll be able to sell them at face value or anything like it.

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Never Choose A Loan (or a House) Based Upon Payment

In all of my conversations on mortgages with prospects, there is one subject that comes up over and over and over again, and that is the subject of payment. “But that loan over there only has a payment of $1450! The payment you are quoting is $2700! The other guy has a better loan!” Then I tiredly have to tell them about negative amortization loans and what is really going on, and why my 6% thirty year fixed rate loan is a better loan.

Usually, they don’t believe me. Over 80% of people are in denial when I’m done explaining how a negative amortization loan works. They so desperately want the Negative Amortization loan to be a real payment, and they trust the guy trying to sell it to them. After all, he told them all about his little girl’s soccer game, or whatever irrelevancy he used (like all the good sales books tell him to) to make him seem like a trustworthy human being. So I’ll tell them about what is usually my favorite loan, the 5/1 ARM, but with an interest only rider. “Now I shopped eighty lenders for real loans and real payments that you would actually qualify for. Of all those lenders, this 6% was the best thirty year fixed rate loan for no more than one total point. But I have got this other loan over here that another lender is willing to give you. It’s at 5.375%, and the payment is interest only to start with, so you’ll only be writing a check for about $2015. How does that sound?” They’ll say it sounds better but not as good as that other loan that the other guy is offering. Then I’ll tell them the downsides, “That’s okay, because this loan’s rate will adjust starting in five years, and at the same time, it’ll start to amortize, meaning your payments will go up. If the index stays where it is now, it will jump to 7.25% that first month after five years, and your payment will be over $3250 in that sixty-first month. Furthermore, you’d have had to pay over three points discount to get that rate. So adding $10,000 extra to your balance, and suddenly having payments $1200 per month higher, is the price you pay for cutting your payment about $650 per month. What do you think the price is for cutting your payment by $1250?”

Well, as I’ve covered elsewhere, the price for a negative amortization loan in these circumstances, by whatever friendly sounding name they have for it, is a real rate two percent higher than you could have gotten, a balance that increases by about $70,000 over a five year period, and a prepayment penalty for the first three years, while your real rate isn’t fixed even for one month, let alone 5 years.

Selling by payment is the number one trick of unscrupulous people. You go out car shopping, and someone says you can get a $20,000 car for $608 per month, while the lot down the street says you can get a $25,000 car for $303 dollars per month, that second car sounds fantastic, right? Never mind that the loan is based upon a ten year repayment, and the interest rate is two percent higher than the three year loan the first car was based upon. Never mind that the used car dealer is actually going to give you a payment of $339 after they soak you for $3000 in bogus fees simply because you are so happy you got this wonderful car for half the price, and you’re so happy with that payment that you don’t watch what they’re doing as closely as you normally would, because, after all, you’re getting this car for about half price! Except that you aren’t.

Real estate, and real estate loans, are no different. You’ve got to be able to make that payment – the real payment, not that minimum payment. If someone’s quoting you a payment that much lower for the same thing, there is a reason. But it is amazing the number of people who would never fall for the low payment line of patter out on the used car lot when they’re talking about a car will fall for it the nice plush office in real estate that some of that money they soaked their suckers for bought. Those few I can get to own up admit to thinking of the mortgage loan as something akin to rent, which is kind of like thinking of your car payment like you would think of bus fare. Hey, here comes a bus that’s seventy-five cents cheaper than the express bus right here – but this other bus is jam-packed, you can’t get off until the driver’s shift is over, and it’s going in the wrong direction!

Payment is not price. Most people know this, but they forget to apply it. The amounts at stake in real estate are usually many times the amount at stake in any other product aimed at consumers, and the chance of banks giving away that kind of money are correspondingly lower. The great rule that applies everywhere else applies equally strongly for real estate: Sales folk who try to sell by payment are trying to get you to pay too much, and not just for the item you are purchasing, but for the loan as well. I have helped folks who first bought their houses in the seventies for forty thousand dollars, and who now have four hundred thousand dollar mortgages on the same property. They have refinanced ten or twelve times (except for the two that added a grand total of $45,000 cash out, and the loans mostly had smaller payments, and each one added $20,000 to their balance in fees, and now they need to sell the house and they are walking away with $20,000 instead of $450,000 they would have had if they had simply been more careful.

One thing to remember is that you can never go backwards in time with what you know today. What is important is not just the type of loan, but the interest rate and the cost it takes to get it. Mortgage loans are not free – all of the people whose help is required do not work for free and you – the borrower – are going to pay for every penny they make in one way or another.

Now, your greatest friend once you have own a home is inflation, particularly if you’ve got a fixed rate loan. You only borrowed $X. Just because they are now worth less does not increase the number of dollars you borrowed. If you have a fixed rate loan, or at least long enough to get through the period of inflation, you don’t care that the interest rates on new loans are 14%. You’ve got this nice 6% loan locked in for as long as you care to keep it. Matter of fact, in situations like this, lenders will often offer you a much cheaper payoff if you will, in fact, pay it off. But four years of ten percent inflation and that $400,000 loan is worth about $273,000 by the standards of the day you took it out, and all the folks who were laughing at you because your monthly cost of housing went from $1650 rent to $3000 mortgage are now paying $2350 and getting none of the deductions you are, while your costs are fixed and theirs are still riding the escalator up, and if they want to step off now, that property with a $400,000 loan is now $5100 per month!

Nonetheless, choosing a loan based upon payment is financial suicide. If you cannot afford a real loan with a steady payment on the house you want, instead of a loan that messes you up for life, consider buying a less expensive house. Yes, everyone like house bling, and the more expensive of a house you buy, the more leverage works in your favor. But, as millions of folks are finding out the hard way right now, if you can’t make the real payment on a real loan, you are at the mercy of the market, and the market has no mercy.

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Mortgages and Reverse Mortgages (RAMs) after Retirement

“Should People in their sixties take out a mortgage?”

The short answer is “Not if you don’t have to.” Now if I suddenly vanish, the explanation will be that the loan industry put a contract out on me.

Success in loans, and sales in general, is often attributable to selling people stuff they don’t need. If you don’t sell something, you don’t eat. Getting people to call or stop by the office is expensive. The traditional idea of sales is that you have to make a sale at every opportunity, whether it really makes sense for the client or not.

The various tricks of selling a mortgage to retired folks is a case in point. “It’s a cushion,” “It’s there in case you need it,” and all sorts of other stuff to that effect. Combine this with the “If you wait until you need it, you won’t qualify!” and most folks who don’t know any better will cave in and apply.

This is exacerbated by the fact that most people seem to want to stay in the same home they raised their family in. This is understandable, emotionally, and often the worst thing you can do financially.

Let’s consider the typical three or four bedroom house with a yard, and the retired couple. It becomes more and more difficult, physically, for them to do the required routine cleaning, and even more difficult to do the maintenance and repairs that any home needs from time to time. Sometimes the kids are close enough and willing to help, sometimes they aren’t. If their finances are tight in the first place, they get tighter and tighter over time.

Into this environment comes the guy with a Reverse Annuity Mortgage (RAM) to sell. This is a special kind of mortgage, with a special protection for the homeowner (here in California, and in many other states as well) that they cannot foreclose in your lifetime. You cannot be forced out. Well, what if you’re sixty-five and live to 100, as a far larger proportion of today’s 65 year olds will? That’s thirty-five years they are locking this money up for, and there is always the possibility that by the time they consider the cost of selling, etcetera, there will be no equity. The interest rates are significantly higher than a regular “A paper” mortgages, higher than most sub-prime loans, even, and the pay to the loan officers who do them is much higher than a typical loan.

Lending is a risk based business, and that kind of lending carries its own risks. Who pays for the risk to the lender? You do. Especially as opposed to the typical loan where half have refinanced in two years and ninety-five percent in five, this is a long term loan they are being exposed to. Yes, the recipient could get cancer and die in a few years, but they could well survive that. The lender has no way of knowing what the interest rate environment for the money will be in a few years. So either the rate the clients get is variable, or the clients pay a higher rate to have a fixed interest rate.

Once you start taking money out of the RAM, it starts earning interest. Since in the most common forms the homeowners are typically not making payments, it’s usually compound interest. If you are making payments, it makes your cash flow even tighter, and you need to take more money. In either case, your balance is increasing, faster and faster with time, until you hit the limit, at which point you can no longer get additional money. This often happens surprisingly quickly, as you have the power of compound interest working against you. This all but guarantees that the family will have to sell the home, often for less than they could have gotten had they the luxury of a longer sale time. Furthermore, if keeping the home in the family is something you would like, a Reverse Annuity Mortgage is almost certain to torpedo the hope.

Contrast this with the swap down option. Suppose instead that adult children buy a small place suited to the parents needs such as a condominium, and the parents live there, while the adult children live in the parents home. This minimizes cleaning, upkeep, and maintenance that the parents need done.

If this won’t work, another option is selling the home and buying something smaller. Remember, a RAM will almost certainly cause the family to lose the home anyway. You get more mileage out of cashing in the equity by selling, and investing the equity, than you will from borrowing against the equity. Instead of working against you, compound interest is on your side. Most states have laws preserving property tax basis if that’s something that is advantageous.

Let’s say that with a $500,000 home, moving down to a $200,000 condo. Net of costs, you net at least $250,000 to invest, and let’s say you do so at 7 percent, significantly less than a well invested portfolio. This gets you $17500 per year, or about $1460 per month, indefinitely, and you keep both the condo and the $250,000. Contrast this with taking the $1460 per month out of your equity. Even if you can find a RAM at the same 7 percent, the entire equity is gone out of your home in a little over fifteen years, and that’s without including initial loan charges.

Nobody can make you do this, and there are many reasons why you might not want to. But looking at it from a strictly financial viewpoint, it’s hard to find the justification for a Reverse Annuity Mortgage. In fact, I have never seen a situation where I would recommend it from a viewpoint of financial prudence. There might be family situations that make it the “least bad” solution, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t bad.

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What to look for at Loan Closing

I’ve said upon more than one occasion that the factors at closing are all in the loan provider’s favor. Unless they signed up for multiple loans, the typical consumer has no leverage to get the loan provider to play it straight at closing, and actually deliver what they said they would back when you signed the application. Many people never notice that their lender has taken advantage of them until they get the first payment notice, which is far too late to do anything about it. Furthermore, others never notice at all, and of the ones who do notice something is wrong in a timely fashion, eight to nine out of ten are so fed up with the loan process that they sign the documents anyway. I keep hearing sworn oaths from people who signed up with my competitors that they won’t sign the documents at closing if they’re not what they were promised, yet when I follow up the vast majority of them did. I can only conclude that these people actually enjoy being led on like the rats by the Pied Piper of Hamlin.

Assuming that you are not one of those people who enjoys being treated like a disposable rat by someone who’s making a goodly sum of money from your business, what can you do? The first thing used to be apply for a back up loan, but the new lending environment stopped that. The loan isn’t real until it’s locked, and lenders have made it far too expensive to lock loans before there is an underwriting approval. If it isn’t locked, the rate/cost tradeoff will change with the market’s daily movements, but closing costs don’t change like that. There is no excuse for not correctly disclosing all closing costs – and that includes escrow title and appraisal – at loan sign up. Rate and discount are the only things that should be able to change.

How can you tell if you’ve been treated right by the loan officer? There are dozens of pieces of paper that get pushed in front of you at signing. Disclosures for this and disclosures for that. Truth in lending statements. Yet more disclosures. Certificates good for a discount here and a discount there. This is partially legal requirement, partially intentional on the part of loan providers. There really is a legal requirement for most of these disclosure documents, but the loan provider likes that they are there because they all distract your attention from where it needs to be focused.

There are three documents at the heart of every loan closing. They are the Trust Deed, Note, and Department of Housing and Urban Development form 1 (HUD 1). I advise reading everything, especially any title transferring documents (Grant Deed, Quitclaim Deed, Deed of Special Warranty, etc), so the lender cannot easily throw a curve in amongst the auxiliary documents. But most don’t bother trying. The three main documents are where you should be focusing your attention.

Sometimes, the Note is included in the Trust Deed, but most of the time they are separate, stand-alone documents. The Trust Deed gets recorded with the county, while the Note usually does not. Some states that I haven’t worked in may use other systems (A Mortgage Note, for instance, which needs an actual court action in order to foreclose, and which California along with most other states have gotten away from because it is more costly).

The Deed of Trust is simple enough. Look over the Deed of Trust enough to see that it properly references and does not contradict the Note.

The Note requires more attention, and cross referencing between it and the HUD-1. Is the amount borrowed consistent with what you were lead to believe? Is the rate correct? Is it fixed for the correct amount of time? Is there a prepayment penalty, and if so, for how long? Check out the repayment terms, and make certain there are the payments are what you were lead to believe. The Note is a legal contract detailing what you are agreeing to by signing all of this paperwork. Make certain it reads the way it is supposed to. Take your time, read it over, do not allow yourself to be rushed. Do not think to yourself, “I’ve got three days to call it off” because once you are done signing the odds are long that you will not think about your loan further until your first payment becomes due, and that is too late. Read it now. If there is anything that you do not understand, ask for a clarification. Good clarifications start from a point of the wording that’s on the paper, and make easy sense in English. Do not accept a clarification that you do not understand. Do not sign hoping to get a better clarification later. Do not sign period if you aren’t certain you understand.

Check out the HUD-1 carefully. It is the only form that’s required to give an accurate accounting of the money. Make certain the costs are what you were led to believe, and that it all adds up correctly. The numbers should start with the Old Loan (if Refinance) or purchase price, plus costs, plus reserves if you’re doing an impound account, plus prepaid interest, minus any money you’re bringing in (down payment, etcetera) or the seller or your broker is crediting you, and that should be the balance of the new loan. Take your time with the HUD-1 and the Note, and do not allow yourself to be rushed. Do not sign until you are certain that you understand and agree. If this takes a little longer than the signing agent planned for, tough. Many loan providers are adept at distracting you with this disclosure or that disclosure. Some companies actually provide them with training in how to distract you, and how to gloss over thousands of dollars that you didn’t agree to. Stick to your guns. The Note is what you are agreeing to, the Trust Deed is there to enforce it, and the HUD-1 is the only form accounting for your money that is actually required to be accurate. The Note, Deed of Trust and HUD 1 are what the lender is going to force you to comply with in a court of law. Make certain that they are what you agreed to before you sign them. If they’re not, it’s probably time to start the process over with someone else instead.

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What Drives Loan Rates?

Supply and Demand.

Now that I’ve given the short answer, it’s time to explain the macro factors behind interest rate variations. But I’m going to keep referring to those first three words. It is a tradeoff between the supply of money and demand for it.

The most obvious thing influencing loan rates is inflation. This is a general environmental factor. If the inflation rate is higher, then other factors being equal, there will be fewer people willing to lend at a given rate, and more people willing to borrow. Who wouldn’t want to borrow money if the money you have to pay back is actually worth less than they money you borrowed? All loans are priced such that a given inflation is part of the background assumptions of making it. If inflation is 4 percent, someone lending money at seven is making an effective 3 percent. If inflation is ten percent, they are losing that selfsame three percent. Which scenario would you prefer to loan money in? Which scenario would you prefer to borrow money in?

On the other hand, when inflation is high, loan rates usually rise to compensate. When the prime rate is twenty-one percent, that means that a business borrower has to make a minimum of twenty-one percent on the money just to break even. That’s if they’re a prime customer. Making twenty one percent is tough. The reason you borrowed (“rented”) the money was because you have a use for it to make money. There’s a lot fewer opportunities that make enough over twenty-one percent to make them worthwhile, than there are opportunities making enough over seven. This is one reason why inflation is a Bad Thing.

What alternatives exist is a major factor on the supply side, as well. If you absolutely must invest your money in US Government securities, that’s where you’re going to invest, and since you’re increasing the supply of money to the treasury, the price is less. Supply and Demand. This is one of the many reasons why Congress’ handling of the social security trust fund is a national disgrace. If they were private trustees, they would be held liable for not investing it where the best returns are (as opposed to stealing ‘borrowing’ from in at zero interest via a virtual IOU). If, however, you think that stocks are looking more attractive now, that means that the supply of money for loans will shrink by whatever dollars you move out, and the rates will rise. The effect for any one person is small, but there are a lot of people in the market. In aggregate, it’s many trillions of dollars. Supply and demand.

Savings rates means a lot, also. When there is a lot of new money coming available in the borrowers market that money is going to be cheaper to borrow, in the form of lower interest rates. This is partially why rates went down throughout 2002, and stayed down into 2003, and 2004. People who had been burned in stocks wanted nice “safe” mortgage bonds. When there is comparatively little new money coming into the market, the only source becomes old loans being paid off. Negative savings or negative investments in the bond market means that what money is coming off older loans is at least partially being used to fund the withdrawals. Competition for money gets fierce, and price – by which I mean interest rate – rises. Supply and Demand.

Competition for money is also a part of the demand side. When the government needs to borrow a lot, for instance, that increases the competition. Even on the scale of our capital markets, whether the government is breaking even or needs to borrow the odd $100 billion has a real and noticeable effect When they need to borrow $400 billion, you can bet it’ll raise the cost of money. The government doesn’t care, and the bureaucrats running the treasury have been told to get this money. They will do their jobs and get the money, whether it costs 4 percent, 14, or 24. Every time competition from the government drives up rates, a certain number of borrowers whose profit margin on the loan was likely to be marginal will drop out of the auction. But government spending rarely grows the tax base. It’s those corporations and small businesses investing in future opportunities that grow the tax base, and they are the ones dropping out of the auctions as money gets more expensive. This is why government deficits are a Bad Thing. Supply and Demand.

The desirability of the alternatives is another factor on the demand side, as well. There’s more than one way to make money for most. If it become prohibitively expensive to borrow (bonds), sell part ownership instead (stock). There is a point at which even the most die-hard sole proprietor needs the money, and just can’t afford it as opposed to selling some stock to new investors. This can dilute earnings, and cause you to lose control of the company (there were multiple reasons why the high inflation period of the seventies and eighties was followed by the era of the corporate raider, but that’s one major part), but better to dilute your share of the pool by ten percent while increasing the size of the pool by fifteen. That is a net win, while borrowing the money at twenty-something percent is likely not.

Now, let us consider the money supply here in this country, and thence the state of likely interest rates. We have increased government borrowing. We have the social security trust putting decreasing amounts of money into the government. We have a national savings rate that’s negative (and it is the overall rate, not just working adults that we’re concerned with, here). More and more people are becoming comfortable with foreign investment. And mortgage bonds are looking jittery right now, with foreclosures the way they are. Finally, no matter what the government propagandizes, we see the real inflation rate is substantial. Supply and Demand, remember?

Therefore, in my judgment, we are likely to see raises in the interest rate, at least in broad. If you’re on a short term loan that is likely to adjust in the next couple of years, the time to refinance is now, unless you’re planning to sell before it adjusts.

(If, on the other hand, you have a long term fixed rate loan, stay put. Once you’ve actually got the loan funded and recorded, they can’t just draw the money back unless you do something like fraud or default. Even if you go upside down on your loan for a while, if you’re already in a fixed rate loan, that’s okay. The market price of the home only matters at loan time and at sales time. If you don’t need a loan and you don’t plan on selling, why should you care? Oh, and one final note to the young: home prices will rise again. Sooner than you probably think, around here.)

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The Biggest Risk

If you’ve been around the financial planning business any length of time, you’ve likely run into the saying “The biggest risk is not taking one.”

It is endemic to all financial instruments, indeed, all investments, that return is the reward for risk. It is axiomatic that the entity that takes risks gets the rewards.

Generic stock market returns are between ten and thirteen percent per year, depending upon who you ask and how you frame the question. Contrast this with the five or six percent that insurance companies will guarantee. You invest with them, and you get maybe five percent. They use your money, but they get the difference simply by accepting the risk. Sometimes they lose in the short term, but far more often they make out like bandits.

If you invest $100 per month at 5.5% from the time you are 25 until the time you are 65, the insurance company has guaranteed you about $174,000. If you annuitize that in a fixed annuity on a “Life with ten years certain” basis, you’d get somewhere between $1000 and $1100 per month if you’re male. Ladies and gentlemen, that won’t buy very much now, much less forty years from now with average inflation. Matter of fact, it’s only about a 1.67 times overall return net of inflation.

$100 per month is a lot less than people should be investing for their own future, but it’s indicative of the problem. Even if you contributed $1000 per month, which is more than most people can commit, between however many tax-deferred investments it takes, it’s $1.74 Million, which goes to a payout of $10,000 or so per month if you annuitize at 65. Sounds like a lot of money today, right? But you’re spending those dollars all in an environment where, at an average of 3.5 percent inflation between now and then, $10,000 per month is about the equivalent of $2500 per month now – and every year that passes in retirement, your money buys less.

Suppose, instead, you were to invest $500 per month – half what you had to come up with in the previous example – and invested it in the broader market, earning a 9 percent return, well below historical average market returns, and then in the final year you lost forty percent of your money due to a market crash? Think you’d be better off, or worse?

Slightly worse off, in raw numbers. $1.40 million ($2.34 million before the crash). For half the effort to save and despite a major investing disaster at the worst possible time. But then let’s say you manage to retain your intestinal fortitude, and instead of annuitizing on a fixed basis, you simply withdraw the same $10,000 per month we had in the previous example, while leaving the rest invested and generally earning 9%. Your money keeps increasing, and if you live to age 95, you leave 2.23 million dollars to your heirs, a sum that, if not so great as it sounds, will still buy a decent house in most areas of the country seventy years from now under our assumptions.

Now let’s say that you want to live the same lifestyle, equal to $2500 per month now, that you have at retirement, so your monthly withdrawals increase by 3.5 percent per year. You didn’t even have this option in the fixed rate “guaranteed” examples. Your money lasts 19 years 3 months (plus a few thousand left over). Once again, for half the effort to save.

This is not wild risk taking. This is simply doing exactly what the insurance companies are doing, and assuming the investment risk yourself. Do not think for a minute that banks and insurance companies are insulated from failure if the market conditions go sour enough. They aren’t getting the money to pay you from some kind of transdimensional vortex. If their investment results are bad enough so that they can’t pay you, they won’t. Government bailouts are also limited, and the government’s guarantee programs are likely to undergo severe modification in the next forty years, as they deal with problems such as social security and medicare payouts that are much larger than what their pay ins will be. States, which generally stand behind insurance company guarantees, will not likely be in a stronger position than the federal government. Not to mention the kind of impact this sort of financial crisis will have upon government budgets.

Speaking of the banks, let us consider a hypothetical four percent CD, on a “taxed as you go” rather than tax deferred basis. Assume 28 percent federal tax rate, and 7 percent state and local. $1000 per month invested, every month for 40 years. How much does it turn into?

$842,800. As opposed to $1,044,600 just to break even with inflation at 3.5 percent per year and being able to buy the same stuff. I’d snark that you might as well bury it in a mattress, but in point of fact, that would only get you $480,000.

The point I’m trying to make here is that the so-called traditional “conservative” investments are anything but. If you aren’t putting your money into investments where there is some market risk, then the only guarantee you have is the guarantee that it won’t succeed, the guarantee that you will be living in poverty or forced to somehow keep working your whole life.

So in financial planning, the biggest risk is in not accepting some.

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Lenders Holding Your Money Hostage

My lender told me that there is an application fee?

He said an application fee of $250 and then we’ll need the appraisal fee and of course we’ll need an inspection. Does all this sound legit, is there always an application fee?


If they are asking for upfront money, they are trying to hold your money hostage to commit you to the deal. Most of the companies that do that know that 1) Better rates are available to the public and you’re likely to find something better if you try, 2) they’re going to hit you with a bunch of extra stuff they didn’t tell you about at the end.

Never pay for more than a credit report up front. You should want to choose the appraiser if you’re going to pay them – that way you own the appraisal, not them. You should also choose the building inspector if you’ve got to have one – most refinances don’t, but only a complete idiot wants to spend that much money to buy a property and doesn’t pay a few hundred for the inspection first. If the lender orders them, they own them. They have to give you a copy, but you can’t take it to another lender to use if this one hoses you.

Now, at closing, you can expect to pay some fees. How much depends upon a lot of factors. I tell people with entry level single family residences to expect about $3500 total in actual loan costs, plus whatever points are paid to buy the rate down, plus the expenses related to the purchase, which vary a lot. By the time you’re done with title and escrow and appraisal and lender’s fees, that’s what it really is. I’d rather tell the truth and guarantee the total, but since most people don’t realize how many games prospective lenders can play, quite often the person signs up with the person who talks a good game but won’t guarantee the quote. Usually you can choose a higher rate to get some or all of your costs paid (I love doing zero cost loans myself, and they actually are a good thing for most clients), but there is ALWAYS a trade-off between rate of the loan and cost of the loan.

Nonetheless, the idea of money you pay before the loan is ready is to commit you to the lender. People understand checks that they write in their gut. That $1500 check for the deposit on the loan is more important to many people than the $450,000 loan that comes with it. As evidence, I have offered people loans that were more than $5000 cheaper on exactly the same loan type and rate, but people would not sign up for my loan because they didn’t want to “lose” that $1500 deposit. I’ve shown people better loans at lower rates on exactly the same terms that saved $1500 per year in interest, and they wouldn’t switch. Why? Because they are thinking about that money that came out of their checking account, that they scrimped and saved and set aside laboriously over a period of months, not the money in the loan, which is just as real, but they haven’t had to save it, and they don’t realize that it is real in the same way as that deposit check.

So lenders who want large deposits typically do so because they know that their loan will not stand the light of scrutiny, and competition from other lenders, so they want to tie you to them emotionally, with money you don’t get back if you switch lenders. Money that you’ve physically got in your checking account, money that you understand on the gut level. Be very wary of this sort of lender. Seeing as there are many loan providers who will do your loan without requiring such a deposit, I would suggest you find one of them (or better yet, two of them) to do your loan instead.

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