tag:searchlightcrusade.net,2024:/mt//feed/humor 2024-04-18T12:46:04Z Movable Type 4.21-en 27 1 27 tag:gockel.hmdnsgroup.com,2006:/~searchli//3.2464 2024-01-29T15:00:00Z 2024-01-29T16:00:45Z Dan Melson http://www.searchlightcrusade.net/ It may not come as a shock to you, but loan officers, along with many other salesfolk, speak a different language than the rest of the population. What will probably annoy you, however, is the number of times they'll say... tag:www.searchlightcrusade.net,2008://3.3960 2008-04-10T21:30:00Z 2008-04-10T21:33:18Z Dan Melson http://www.searchlightcrusade.net/ It's been quite a while since I did one of these. I should probably do them more often, just to make my point. This Eyesore Is Falling Apart But Was It Designed by a Famous Architect! General: La Mesa, 3... tag:www.searchlightcrusade.net,2008://3.3928 2008-03-29T05:41:56Z 2008-03-29T05:43:39Z Dan Melson http://www.searchlightcrusade.net/ Attack of the script zombies: In the three days since the last time I've checked referrals, I've gotten 9500 zombie referrals tagged as coming from this page. Why am I not surprised that the International Atomic Energy Agency is... tag:www.searchlightcrusade.net,2007://3.3540 2007-10-05T00:00:00Z 2007-10-05T00:07:52Z Dan Melson http://www.searchlightcrusade.net/ The Mom Song I advise you not to forward it to any replicants. ********** The Democrats have accused Rush Limbaugh of being against the troops and want to remove his show from Armed Services Radio. Powerline has some sauce... tag:gockel.hmdnsgroup.com,2007:/~searchli//3.2887 2007-07-31T00:57:03Z 2007-09-28T18:39:56Z Dan Melson http://www.searchlightcrusade.net/ I've been having a severe and ongoing problem with spammers "spoofing" my domains - sending out emails with false headers that suggest I sent it out. This morning, the catch all account was literally full of "returned" emails. I can't... tag:gockel.hmdnsgroup.com,2007:/~searchli//3.2825 2007-06-16T01:50:44Z 2007-09-27T00:05:21Z Dan Melson http://www.searchlightcrusade.net/ I have a special reason to celebrate Flag Day every year, because on Flag Day of 1997, I married the world's only perfect woman. Yesterday we celebrated 10 years of marriage. So it's not only happy birthday to the... tag:gockel.hmdnsgroup.com,2007:/~searchli//3.2809 2007-06-04T23:26:46Z 2008-01-21T03:21:49Z Dan Melson http://www.searchlightcrusade.net/ Carnival of Capitalists ********** Jury indicts Jefferson in bribery probe. More here: Officials say Louisiana congressman is being indicted He was re-elected after the FBI found $90,000 wrapped in tinfoil in his freezer. He was using his congressional offices... tag:gockel.hmdnsgroup.com,2007:/~searchli//3.2802 2007-06-01T04:31:09Z 2007-09-26T23:09:00Z Dan Melson http://www.searchlightcrusade.net/ United 300, a hilarious spoof. "Tonight, we dine in Cleveland!" ********** Air-Car Ready for Mass Production No, it's not a flying car, but it is a noteworthy piece of eco-technology, assuming it's real. I found myself checking the date to... tag:gockel.hmdnsgroup.com,2007:/~searchli//3.2633 2007-01-31T08:47:28Z 2007-09-23T04:17:45Z Dan Melson http://www.searchlightcrusade.net/ A co-worker sent me this. It's that time of year to take our annual mental acuity test. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If... tag:gockel.hmdnsgroup.com,2006:/~searchli//3.2581 2007-01-01T07:03:50Z 2007-09-22T19:24:44Z Dan Melson http://www.searchlightcrusade.net/ My wife sent this to me: Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1973 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack.... tag:gockel.hmdnsgroup.com,2006:/~searchli//3.2505 2006-11-08T04:29:54Z 2007-09-22T02:01:38Z Dan Melson http://www.searchlightcrusade.net/ No, this is not "Pick on Airbus" week, but FedEx drops A380 order, buys Boeing 777s. Not very long ago, it was looking like Airbus had Boeing on the run, but they are unable to deliver on their promises,... tag:gockel.hmdnsgroup.com,2006:/~searchli//3.2354 2006-08-04T06:14:58Z 2007-09-18T04:18:44Z Dan Melson http://www.searchlightcrusade.net/ Over at my other site, I've got a feature called "Hot Bargain Properties" Being as the market is swinging more strongly to the buyers every day, it's what you might call a "target rich environment". On the other hand, there... tag:gockel.hmdnsgroup.com,2006:/~searchli//3.2334 2006-07-23T08:46:35Z 2007-09-18T03:40:44Z Dan Melson http://www.searchlightcrusade.net/ Via Don Surber a humorous tale of How to Get The Police To Hurry ********** Hong Kong democrat speaks. Is anyone really surprised that communist China is advocating authoritarian solutions, as opposed to democratic ones? Trying to keep things... tag:www.searchlightcrusade.net,2006://3.2330 2006-07-18T23:51:43Z 2007-09-18T03:30:54Z Dan Melson http://www.searchlightcrusade.net/ Isn't this rich? Carter blames 1980 loss on Walter Cronkite "Updated opinion polls right before the election took place showed that we had slipped," Carter told Shirley. "And it was primarily because Walter Cronkite and everybody else was talking about... tag:gockel.hmdnsgroup.com,2006:/~searchli//3.2257 2006-05-26T02:30:08Z 2007-09-16T19:05:32Z Dan Melson http://www.searchlightcrusade.net/ Via World According to Nick, a do it yourself Demotivator page. Build your own demotivator ********** Language advisory: Hold The Mayo has a very worthwhile suggestion for making a point with Senator McCain. ********** Argghhh! has a piece of courtroom... tag:gockel.hmdnsgroup.com,2006:/~searchli//3.2161 2006-03-09T22:00:48Z 2007-09-15T03:18:28Z Dan Melson http://www.searchlightcrusade.net/ I was going over my read list and Politechnical asked the question "Who's next?" which I read just as my Tom Lehrer CD had gotten to the relevant song. I couldn't resist a chance to turn Mr. Lehrer on his... tag:gockel.hmdnsgroup.com,2006:/~searchli//3.2137 2006-02-22T04:57:29Z 2007-09-13T23:02:34Z Dan Melson http://www.searchlightcrusade.net/ Carnival of Investing. Recommended: Scatterbox, Carnival of Personal Finance. Recommended: Insureblog, Entrepreneur's Journey Carnival of Debt Reduction Carnival of the Capitalists Recommended: Bargaineering, Liberal Wrong, Financial Methods, Small Business Trends ********** Bin Laden Vows Never to Be Captured Alive Since... tag:gockel.hmdnsgroup.com,2006:/~searchli//3.2119 2006-02-08T04:18:08Z 2007-09-13T22:18:26Z Dan Melson http://www.searchlightcrusade.net/ (With apologies to the late great DeForrest Kelley) Just got off the phone with an agent I know who had an interesting experience today. One of this agent's listings called. Actually his significant other did, because the guy fell down... tag:gockel.hmdnsgroup.com,2006:/~searchli//3.2078 2006-01-14T04:56:45Z 2007-09-12T21:31:16Z Dan Melson http://www.searchlightcrusade.net/ I won't be flying American Airlines any time soon, even if I do fly somewhere. American Airlines charged over reserve pilots reduced benefits during deployment. ********** Dean's World provides a fresh breath of rationality on the wiretapping issue. Thank you,... tag:gockel.hmdnsgroup.com,2006:/~searchli//3.2069 2006-01-08T07:17:04Z 2007-09-12T21:10:52Z Dan Melson http://www.searchlightcrusade.net/ My wife sent me this TOP 5 SMART ASS ANSWERS FOR 2005: Smart Ass Answer #5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, instead...